Assalamualaikum wbt

I won’t let melancholic story head up my day. So, here is a story I heard from my little brother. One day, he asked me this question:

Ngah, one day strawberry and blueberry met. They fell in love. What did the blueberry tell the strawberry?

I paused a while to think logically. Well, my brain is not up to simple things like what kiddos nowadays are up to. I said: It must be I love you.

My brother laughed. He said: Wrong! He said ‘I love you berry-berry much’.

Aishh. That kid pranked me. So I told him: But the meaning is still the same. I love you. Huhu.

Next, I came out with this question: Aiman, kenapa orang gali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam? He was shocked. He asked me back: Eh, yeke? Aiman rasa diorang pakai je.

A few days before that, I asked the same question to my cousin. He was shocked too. Somehow, he managed to come out with this answer which tickled me to death! He said: They simply don’t want anything get stuck in the middle while hoeing the soil. I laughed. He himself also thought it was a stupid answer.

Back to the story with Aiman. I cut the line. I said to Aiman: Iye. Cuba Aiman pergi tanya orang yang pernah gali kubur. Mananya diorang semua tu pakai seluar dalam. Diorang tak pakai.

Aiman replied: I know you’re lying. I never see one. I replied: Of course you never see any. Unless you ask them to show it up. You dare?

Aiman: Huh. Takde kerja nak suruh diorang tunjuk. Abis tu apa jawapannya tadi? He’s surrendered.

Before I gave him the answer, I laughed out loud evilly: Muahaha. Memanglah orang gali kubur tak pakai seluar dalam. Diorang pakai cangkul. Muahaha.

Aiman threw all the tudung orens he was playing with to me. Adui. Haha. Serve him right. 😆 I love you berry-berry much with me! You gave me the bread, I gave you the butter la, bro!

Note: Credit to fellow friends during Homestay Program last year who came out with this question. I was the last one to understand the meaning. They laughed at me jemaah-ly! Sabar banyak-banyak, Sarah. 😆

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